Mr. Dildo

Okay guys, here's the story, you might as well hear it from me first before you see strange pictures on the Internet: I went again clubbing last night (my 6th night in a row - it's been crazy) and this time I went to a joint called Tequila. It was Friday so the place was packed and a guy got up on a stage and started talking about their other nights (pillow fight on Tuesday sounds interesting) and to spice up his presentation he brought along a dildo. A few sentences in he asked for someone to come on stage with him so I volunteered myself. Once up I realized his little scheme was to increase the entertainment value of his presentation by rubbing the dildo all over my face and expecting me not to move, so I went along with this for a little while and then after about seven seconds I casually opened my mouth and grabbed the dildo in my lips. This caused a significant uproar and when the laughter and yelling died down the presenter returned to rub the dildo on my face again and then later I chomped on it for a picture and got Tequila dumped all over my head and down my throat as a reward. It might surprise you to know this actually went over very well with the ladies, and I actually had to flee the club early due to a rather, er... nevermind... I am now Mr. Dildo of Tequila. I'm not proud (despite appearances).