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November 2008 
OMZ!! I work for Zaadz!!
Posted on Jul 3rd, 2006
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Brondu
Brondu
Once in a while I issue myself a writing challenge so daunting I fear even beginning it.
Conveying my enthusaism for my new job is just such a challenge.
To work for Zaadz... Oh, the contoured sweetness! Oh, the multidimensionality of the awesomeness! Oh, the poly-elementality of the outstandingness! And every dimension a new unfolding of layered adroitness manifesting in hyperspeed.
Today, Brian Johnson took 76 minutes to dissapate any nebulosity surrounding the viscerally-understood but logistically-hazy scope of his vision and by the time our conversation was at a stopping point the sheer brilliance of all that was communicated about Zaadz (the co-existence and dynamic enactment of idealism/pragmatism, commitment to the discrimate perpetuation of an exteriorly defined vibrational bandwith resonant with the type of coupled openness/respect you might find in a yoga studio, psychospiritually awakened capatilism, and many other future-imperatives and initiatives conceivably actualizable and as audacious and exciting as it gets) left me absolutely buzzing. To be a part of that.... Buzzing, I tell you!
I love this company! I love you all! I'm moving to Boulder tomorrow. I'll see you all there.
Conveying my enthusaism for my new job is just such a challenge.
To work for Zaadz... Oh, the contoured sweetness! Oh, the multidimensionality of the awesomeness! Oh, the poly-elementality of the outstandingness! And every dimension a new unfolding of layered adroitness manifesting in hyperspeed.
Today, Brian Johnson took 76 minutes to dissapate any nebulosity surrounding the viscerally-understood but logistically-hazy scope of his vision and by the time our conversation was at a stopping point the sheer brilliance of all that was communicated about Zaadz (the co-existence and dynamic enactment of idealism/pragmatism, commitment to the discrimate perpetuation of an exteriorly defined vibrational bandwith resonant with the type of coupled openness/respect you might find in a yoga studio, psychospiritually awakened capatilism, and many other future-imperatives and initiatives conceivably actualizable and as audacious and exciting as it gets) left me absolutely buzzing. To be a part of that.... Buzzing, I tell you!
I love this company! I love you all! I'm moving to Boulder tomorrow. I'll see you all there.
Access: Public
WTF?! nooooooooo~ just kidding. welcome to the (fluffy) jungle my friend. people with shaaaved (non)greasy heads are still cool. godspeed on your Boulderdashing.
Congratulations, B! You’ve had quite a month :)
Great Brondu!!! After ~C4Chaos they could'nt have found someone more interesting to hire!
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
Diana
The scope of this inate wisdom is beyond measure. A shrewd maneuver on Koenig Johnson's part to be sure. I was wondering what took him so long to behold the grandeur of luminosity with such kingly occular orbits (see the light)! For this Brondu I bestow upon thee: 3 dozen crabby patties! You are the new star in Zaadz: The Motion Picture. Nicely done!
E Buzz outtie!
thanks guys.
~C4: You’re not going to, like, haze me or anything are you?
Tim: Its been quite a month indeed. Or perhaps we could say it’s been quite a beginning to a month full of possibility…
Diana: Thanks. One by one Brian will hire interesting people on Zaadz and one by one those people will lose themselves in how interesting Zaadzters are.
E Buzz: just for bestowing crabby patties on me I’m gonna have to set you up with a plate of eight, my friend!
I must pack now. Bags of clothes must be readied. Horses must be flogged into action… No wait… not horses. I mean, not flogged. Well in any case I should probably prepare….
Alright, ~C, when should start the initiation ritual? I have the cattle prod. You got the mace?
Congrats Brondu; have fun, make us proud, and sprout sprout sprout!
YAY! Congrats, Brondu!! Another wise and wonderful decision for the team that makes Zaadz so spectacular … looking forward to the results of your highest potential!
Thanks Little Dree and MsCapriKell!
Matthew - I never saw a cattle prod at your house! Did you go out and buy one just for me? That was so sweet of you.
Ironically I actually did have to flog a horse into action today (see my previous comment) There was a horse out there that went lame and I had to drag it into the barn so it didn’t keep running around on it’s swollen ankle. ha-ha
Of course I bought it special for you! I had to get it custom made. Most powerful cattle prod in all the land! ;)
Hmmm… what with THIS conversation and now the comments here…. you Boulderians (Boulderites?) are starting to scare me!! :P
HA!
Yay! That's awesome Brondu! I want to come visit all the Boulderian zaadzsters.
Brondu said: “~C4: You’re not going to, like, haze me or anything are you?”
um, your moving into Boulder is hazing enough already. i don't like to make your transition more difficult :) as for Zaadz, hazing happens everyday (in a good and challenging way). you'll understand what i mean soon enough.
now i've got to see Nacho(~) Libre! if only they are more current with movies where i'm at. Superman won't be here till the second week of July, oh well….
But did he tell you the awful part about the fact that we have to share an office? Betcha he didn't! If he had kept talking, that would have come along in the 77th and 78th minutes, but I think he was concerned about scaring you off… :) Congratulations!
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i just read ~C4's blog and i was actually at your profile zillions of times (i execurate) and i tried a few times to play your favorite music and i never could… so i never invited u as a friend…
and i LOVE your first photo…. my favorite
about Zaadz… i really feel ~Brian and what he is trying to bring into the world…. but the truth is the reason why i came here is simply to bring all my 2000+ friends (mostly ages 10-25) from my yahoo account, with the same mission: to change this boring planet…. my first few weeks here at zaadz were the darkest ever in the history of civilization…. as i saw all the posts as the old school (i call it blue pill) and when i shared something with people no one would respond…. (crying now) … and there was only one person at the beginning that i could relate to who sees things through my eyes and that is Solomon Seagal… and i told this to brian already… then later erica joined and she loves to play as i do, and then i met ~C4 and i m crazy about hyperlinking now.. my newest game.. then i met others and my yahoo friends started joining…
still i would love to bring all my friends here and there r NO COLORS and no photos… thats what they tell me…
Brondu i love u and i would love to have u as a friend
~V for team work
Hey Matthew- If that cattle prod doesn't work, I have a two handed vorpel sword with +2 to hit it you need it. And the resulting mess is easily taken care of with a portable hole I have. Or better yet, how about the never ending fun of gelatinous cubes in dark hallways? Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
I know that you have given me eight crabby patties young lad, but really, the fun of simple harmless torture is at hand and who would want to miss out on that? I mean really. I MEAN REALLY DANG IT????!!!!!!!
DawnCoyote said: “But did he tell you the awful part about the fact that we have to share an office? Betcha he didn't!”
nice try. but last time i checked we don't work in an office or cramped cubicles here at Zaadz. except maybe ~Matthew (see ~M and B~ sharing a cramped, unsanitary, and non-ergonomic office space). our office is everywhere (there's broadband). we can spread seeds of love better that way :)
Princess said: “still i would love to bring all my friends here and there r NO COLORS and no photos… thats what they tell me…”
hey Princess, real indigo kids rise to the challenge. if there are no photos they put up photos. if there are no colors, they bring the colors. so i say why don't you and your friends treat Zaadz as an empty canvas and paint your colors of creativity all around, with compassion? :) well, you're doing this already. that's why i admire you.
~C (for Color Indigo is hip)
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~C4 thats why i admire u too for being a fellaw ~C (for Crazy Indigo) who never sleeps…
and i tell u…. i do not regrate one single breath for continuing to fight the challenge
and i can't even tell u how much i ~ LOVE ~ to play and for this i love u through the eternety for always being entertaining… (still laughing)
~V2000+ (for all my Vahoo team to join)
Princess: I'm very grateful that you were able to find me and that you could connect with what you found. I'm extremely glad to have such an open heart as yours on Zaadz and I look forward to further conversation.
~C4: I can't believe you'd SLAM our office space like that. This is hazing all over again, except its not physical or even mental its… its.. affecting me on an emotional level (of nested being as outlined by the premodern sages but fleshed out by subsequent modern and postmodern truths)…
That may not have made much sense, but it makes more sense then this TORTURE!
non-ergonomic…..
ahhh crying now ~
”Beep! Beep!”
Brondu-
On your way to Boulder, I thought I should give you a little food for thought concerning Matthew's forlorn and storied background….
omg.. Matthew has been around for so long. I thought he was 26 not 26,000,000… He didn't start as a rock, did he? That would make it 26,000,000,000,000….. No wonder his podcasts are so damn funny. He's been working on his sense of humor for a looong time.
lol. Nice. I'm afraid this is the true Matthew Mogen!
Best investigation of my true origins EVER!
Yeah……Kinda just makes ya' wanna point yer finger and scream doen'it?
Funny. But that’s not exactly what I had in mind. You should recall, however, that “Matthew Mogen” is really only 3 years old. Just check my profile :-p
Splitting hairs? linear thought monger!! lol!
Brondu, I only follow about half of what you say, but that half I love and the other keeps me…well, confused. I think you'll be a fantastic and certainly interesting addition to zaadz. Cheers!