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November 2008 
July 21
Posted on Jul 23rd, 2008
by 
Brondu
Brondu
The deer here are a little retarded. Or domesticated. God help me, but sometimes those two adjectives seem synonymous.
Lindsey and I were driving around when I noticed a deformed-looking deer crossing the street. I was all, "You should follow that." So we did. As we got closer my suspicions were confirmed. This deer was not just mentally challenged. It was also physically challenged, and obviously inbred. Later we saw a cousin of our defigured champion. He looked, sad story, perfectly fine. Nice rack and everything. Before driving away entirely we saw the handicapped fellow walk stoically up the middle of the road. Like a gibbled Clint Eastwood with the intelligence of a brick.
PICTURES:
(a from-behind view of the shockingly conformed creature)
(how depressing would it be to be THIS deer?)
(how much more depressing to have this guy chilling next door?)
(what preyed-upon creature is THAT comforable?)
Lindsey and I were driving around when I noticed a deformed-looking deer crossing the street. I was all, "You should follow that." So we did. As we got closer my suspicions were confirmed. This deer was not just mentally challenged. It was also physically challenged, and obviously inbred. Later we saw a cousin of our defigured champion. He looked, sad story, perfectly fine. Nice rack and everything. Before driving away entirely we saw the handicapped fellow walk stoically up the middle of the road. Like a gibbled Clint Eastwood with the intelligence of a brick.
PICTURES:
(a from-behind view of the shockingly conformed creature)
(how depressing would it be to be THIS deer?)
(how much more depressing to have this guy chilling next door?)
(what preyed-upon creature is THAT comforable?)
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