July 24

Thursday is the new Friday. At least on Pearl Street. Lots of folks milling about, hitting the bars, donning their gay party apparel. Lots and lots of good-looking girls. People in Boulder travel in incomprehensible packs. There'll be a group of seven guys and one girl. There'll be a group of seven girls and one guy. Does this make sense to anyone?

I can't wait til I turn 21 and start going to the bars. $1 pints. $2 Corona. Beer beer beer. Girls. Music. Relief from the heat.

I got paid today and bought a $1 book at a lesbian book store (yep. And on the shelves there was a section entitled Lesbian Mystery Novels). I also bought a pair of grey jeans. When it is time for Brian David to buy jeans, he finds a good store, he walks in, he sees a pair he likes, and he buys them. He does not browse. I really like my new jeans.

Here are some new quotes I came up with:

"If it bites you, punch it."
"That which makes a fart noise is not always a fart."